Board: Arsene what are your plans for the season?
Arsene: Based on the resources available, I would say same as last year, make profit & qualify for Champions league
Board: Ok fair enough, a trophy wouldn't be bad also
Arsene: We
would do our best
RVP: Boss, what are your plans for next season
Arsene: Now that we have a matured squad, to prevent Last season's situation I have signed two world class strikers
RVP: Boss as much as I appreciate the effort, these players wouldn't help us challenge for the title
Arsene: I have been at this club for over 15 years and if before a season starts you are telling me we can't challenge for the title, then you must be 15 years smarter than me
Gazidis: Interrupts, Arsene I don't think he meant it as an insult
Agent: My Client would like an offer equivalent to what he would get in the current market
Ivan Gazidis: Since we are been funny, I would also like a vacation
Robin: It's not necessarily about money for me, I would be 29 in August and I would like to mark the 30th with a premier league medal and since this relationship can't give me that, I think we should see other people
Arsene: (murmurs) I could give you one of my old medals
Agent: It seems Mr Gazidis would rather go on vacation than meet my Clients demands. I think this meeting is over
Gazidis: So we have a deal then
Agent: Hell No! Where did u get that from
Gazidis: Ok, but do not address the press till the Euros are done
Agent: Now we have a deal (exits room with client)
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Arsene: Activate Operation Giroud
Gazidis: Alright, so what do we do about RVP
Arsene: I don't mind him running down his contract, I knew I was going to have to replace him anyway. He's 29 already
Gazidis: Hmmm… Dirty talk. As much as I like the idea, the board doesn't want a repeat of the Flamini situation
Arsene: everyone just keeps trying to spoil my work. Alright then, I believe I have a plane to catch (approaches exit)
Gazidis: See you after Euros…err m… Arsene what's the status on the Vacation issue
Arsene: Don't ask, Don't tell
Gazidis: Geeks switch of the Cameras, shows over
(picks up phone) Honey we are going on a vacation
Wife: Screams…….!!!!yay!!!!!……….
(ends call)
Gazidis: Why is that camera still on
Geek: This is not ours sir
Gazidis: screams at camera “F**king Pricks & Cunts” (fucking Red & White) “you won't have my Job”
(Destroys Camera)
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